Growing up, I never really got along with girls. When I was in elementary I was more inclined to dig for bugs with boys and go on adventures rather than stay home and play dress up. I recall a past memory of having these dolls and ripping their heads off and then taking a Pringles … Continue reading
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Sometimes You’ve Got To EXPRESS!
Have you ever felt like the world was coming down on you, even though every thing in your life was pretty much as amazing as it could be? Lately I’ve been feeling like I haven’t been able to enjoy the wonderful things in my life, because I’ve been as Elliot Hulse puts it “depressing”. I’ve … Continue reading
The Importance of Being Sincere
This time around, I’m going to talk about something that I don’t think I was making clear in my original posts on the blog. At the careful urgings of of my friend Sarah Jayne, I decided I would go into more depth as to why those flimsy attempts to catch women do not work, and … Continue reading
Ukuleles and Internet Trolls
It’s been a hot minute since that last time I wrote a post so I thought I’d share a few anecdotes and some good news as well. So you know how cynical I am when it comes to gentleman hitting on me. I’m sorry if I just desire a bit more creativity when it … Continue reading
How I Stopped Worrying and Became A Real Person
I’ve mentioned the amazing affect that biofeedback testing has had on my lifting ability, but I haven’t gone into much depth of how it’s affected my life in in other ways than in the gym. It’s like I’m a better form of myself everyday from testing. How it works is simple really, essentially you’re just … Continue reading
3 PR’s Before Noon, What Did You Do With Your Day?
As you know if you’ve been following along or if you know me IRL, I’m an aspiring power lifter, and I plan on competing in December for the first time. Today, in order to prepare for the ques that determine if the lift is valid in competition, I woke up early joined the support and … Continue reading
The Cacophonous Silence Between Us
Think communication is something that everyone talks about but doesn’t understand, at least from the other side of the picture. I was also thinking that I spent too much time talking about knocking relationships, that I haven’t really touched on the core of why I think most suck balls. That core is actually trying to … Continue reading
Capital “R” Relationships and Sex
I think it’s safe to say that everyone eventually wants to be wanted by someone else in some degree. We want to go from ”friend zone” to capital “R” relationship. Some of us, mostly girls being the culprit, have a strong unfounded belief that sex will magically seal the deal and a land the guy … Continue reading
Internet Dating Dos and Don’ts
In today’s society, almost every 20 something and up that’s single is on some form of a dating site. Popular options are Plenty of Fish and OkCupid, venues where users can put on display the little things that make them unique and a potential partner in hopes of attracting a decent mate. I’ll admit I’ve … Continue reading
Gym Movement Testing Gets Results
This entry was originally written for my dear friend Peter Fucking Baker at http://deathmetalanddeadlifting.blogspot.com but I was too damn forgetful to ever send it to him. I know I had said the next one would involve internet dating, but hang on until the end of the week cool kids. And with having Mr. Baker so graciously … Continue reading
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